Various SCPs x the reader. Not clickbait. Just kidding. It's clickbait. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS CRUDE, GROTESQUE, DARK, AND PARTIALLY OFFENSIVE HUMOR. The point of this story is to NOT offend anybody, but just to write chaotic and messed-up parody works. This story is rated as "MATURE" for these reasons. This is NOT a serious x reader series and is not to be taken seriously. I do not support any offensive content that may be present in this piece.