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(Short Story) Gee was a totally spoiled kitten. Yes, he had rules to follow that his daddy, Frank, gave him, but that didn't always stop him from getting what he wanted, when he wanted.

Frank has been missing for about six months now, or in his perspective, free. He ran away from his homophobic parents, the bullies at school, his depression. He got tattoos - he lied about his age to get them - to diminish what his 16 year old self looked like back then. Until one day, he stumbled into one church, drunk. his parents were there. they were not pleased. They were looking for their son. They still had hope although they hated the fact that he was gay; especially his dad. His dad believed it was a sin, that it should be vanquished from everything. His mom claimed to hate it, but inside she agreed with it. She understood her son, but can't let his dad know. He would think he was transforming her to homosexuality, too. And one day, when Frank is at therapy for his depression, he meets a fellow boy there for the same reasons, Gerard Way. And with secret after secret slip, decisions after decisions made, something happens that forever changes Frank. And it involved Gerard.

((Basically this is one big messy gay bandom AU, features just about every ship in the emo trinity and a few more)) Frank is the only gay guy he knows, stuck in the rather restricting and conservative world of Catholic school with his two best friends and their Catholic upbringings, where his daily adrenaline hits come from smoking behind the art block with Jamia, who he reckons is on her path to being the next Lindsay Lohan. But then, things really do change, because perhaps Jamia's matchmaking abilities aren't quite as shitty as Frank reckons, and perhaps this 'social gathering' he's dragged along to, does have some benefit to him after all. And perhaps, Frank will draw a face to the name of Gerard - Mikey's older brother, who really despite living in the same town, is worlds away from the reality Frank's stuck in. And on the subject of the unlikely, will Mikey ever finally figure out that Alicia Simmons really doesn't give a fuck about croquet?