"Police! Open up!" I yell, banging again. I steel myself as this time I hear the locks click-clunk and see the door pull back slowly to reveal a half-naked blond bear of a man, who fucking towers over me. He's standing, blocking the doorway, with a frying pan in one hand and an aerosol can in the other. His face is flushed, his chest heaving with exertion, eyes wide with adrenaline, and his bare torso is glistening with sweat. He adjusts the grip on the pan and I see the muscles of that arm ripple underneath the monochrome sleeve that adorns it. Shit. Why the fuck did I not call for back up? (Aka the failed one shot. From the ship that sails itself.) Some content is mature. Caution advised, but specific trigger warnings will be given where appropriate. Note: AWOOGA is used to label the dirrrrrrty chapters.

a mix of lil drabbles

"Make him remember you. Every day. Do something that will make him fall for you. Be yourself, and captivate him." "Surprise him. Make him fall in love with you, just like he can make you fall in love with him in less than a day. Give him something to talk about when he's old and reflects on life... about the night that his forgetful boy took him by surprise." "Falling for someone is a scary thing, but it makes it a whole lot better when someone is holding your hand through it all."

Mitch Grassi is a florist. He uses his knowledge to make the most appropriate arrangements for his clients and to confess his feelings towards an oblivious regular of the shop. - A collection of cute oneshots.

Scott and Mitch are headed to the island paradise that is Kapalua, Maui in Hawaii for their much-awaited honeymoon.

Mitch Grassi has never been able to be a normal teen. When his parents failed to pay off the debt they owe to a dangerous man, Mitch was forced to do whatever it takes to stay alive and keep those around him safe. That is until an equally dangerous Scott Hoying takes a liking to him. Due to some mishaps, Scott finds out Mitch's situation and promises to take care of him if in return, the boy does whatever he says. Will the Grassi family finally be able to live in peace or will Mitch always remain in the arms of danger? This is based off of my short stories Dark!Scomiche 1,2&3. And by now you all should know I suck at summaries.

So...if you've read anything else by me ever, you know I'm not good at short stories!! Sorry, not sorry lol!! But I have some random things that just don't fit elsewhere, so this will be my attempt to organize those thoughts. And they still probably won't be short. All ships are welcome here.

Jumping on this fluffy train, because story lines are hard but scolex is too cute.