Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

Elysia Riddle, a talented witch raised by her 'Uncle' Severus Snape on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy is about to have her life changed as she finally enters the ranks of a Hogwart's student. After discovering that she was created by Voldemort in a highly unorthodox way, she is soon going to be called upon to uphold her birthright and join her Father and restore him to glory, and power. Can she defeat her birthright, and her Father, to defend herself and her friends? Elysia must make the choice between love and heritage, but will she make the right choice?