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Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)

13-year-old Iris has been living her life trapped in lonely foster homes. She's moved almost every month, due to being antisocial and distant towards the families. Nobody seems to understand the trauma she's dealing with; the memories of her biological family constantly haunting her. It's impossible for her to feel a sense of safety. She never feels at home. Although she does experience times of joy, it is quite rare for her to find any source of light in her life. But there are two YouTubers who manage to give her momentary happiness. And all it takes to get their attention is one letter. Just one letter, and suddenly Iris' life is where she never thought it would be; In the caring hands of Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Phil Lester (AmazingPhil). [A/N: There are some triggers, but overall this fanfiction isn't centered around those things. However, there is some swearing and sexual content. You've been warned!] *I am the queen of this plot so y'all better bow down to me*

I'm not perfect. I self harm, I'm bullied, and I don't have friends. I'm an orphan. My parents died in a bank robbery when I was 1 and I lived with my Nana for a year. She died of old age and I was sent to a foster home. I was there from age 2 through 12. Then two men, Dan Howell and Phil Lester aka my favourite YouTubers, came to adopt. They saved me. And they just keep doing it? Completed February 1st 2016 Second Book- Perfectly Imperfect Third Book- The Perfect Moment TRIGGER WARNING MENTION OF SELF-HARM AND SUICIDE SEPTEMBER 17--- UNDER CONSTRUCTION

When Pj's parents die in a fire when she's only 2, she's taken to an orphanage seeing as the rest of her family was at the party where her parents were when the fire happened. Pj learned to grow up alone, no friends, no one to talk to, just Youtube videos to watch. When Dan and Phil walk in looking for a teenager, they spot her. Pj has to learn to live with a totally different life than her old one. She deals with hate, bullying, cheating, and back stabbing. Will she make it through? Or will she grow her wings at an age too young? Lets find out. Although it's not fully written out yet, there will most likely be mentions of depression and self harm/old scars. Any section that has a possible trigger I will have marked, and if a section isn't marked and you feel like it should be, please make me aware of it in the comments. (Currently under a little bit of re-writing.)

You move to London and stuff happens. lol. I am the worst at descriptions.

You meet Dan @Uni and stuff happen....

I imagine that this is sort of how they'll come out? Just a short cute thing I tried out

Phil comes home one day to find out that his best friend has cancer. Triggers: cancer Author note: I don't know much about cancer, so I'm sorry if I got some things wrong.

[ NOT UPDATING - 2018 ] When you set out to Starbucks that morning you really had no idea that you'd end up on a date with Dan Howell, or the many hilarious and awkward encounters that would come of it. Please read, comment, upvote and follow xo