So here, @imapygmypuff, @Chaospossum, and myself (@bosckoboscko) are going to write our favorite quotes about the awesometastical Jeff Goldblum. If you don't like him, then go away. You can't sit with us. If you do, Welcome!

It's a bad bad idea.

Victoria had all she could ask for. Head cheerleader, quarterback boyfriend Adam, even Homecoming Queen! Then, at a party, she starts to get crazy with her best friend, Evan. The next day, she wakes up next to him. What has happened?!?!