Jeff Goldblum Quotes

So here, @imapygmypuff, @Chaospossum, and myself (@bosckoboscko) are going to write our favorite quotes about the awesometastical Jeff Goldblum. If you don't like him, then go away. You can't sit with us. If you do, Welcome!

What You Call Science

It's a bad bad idea.

Pregnant at 17?!

Victoria had all she could ask for. Head cheerleader, quarterback boyfriend Adam, even Homecoming Queen! Then, at a party, she starts to get crazy with her best friend, Evan. The next day, she wakes up next to him. What has happened?!?!