It's been four years since the downfall of Voldemort. Everyone is now peachy perfect, except for Seamus Finnigan whose life practically ended on May 2 when his love died. Ever since he's been setting things on fire. No one has tried to cross the fire into Seamus's heart until one fateful day when an anything but ordinary witch walks into the Leaky Cauldron and changes everything for Seamus.

Dev is a something year old male who just wants to live in peace and eat Oreos, until absolutely nothing changes. He is used to being hunted down by both Ravens and Crows, and the occasional bounty hunter. What he is not used to how ever is having multiple people join him as he is being hunted down. Warning: Graphic language and an excessive amount of ongoing jokes, you have been warned. Amazing cover by @Nicodigaygelo

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

The Mortal Instruments is the best series ever! These are just some of the many awesome quotes from the series. If you haven't read it, then these quotes are still hilarious but they'd make more sense if you read the books :)

Published September 28, 2014 Completed Lucy Heartfilia. The girl who was branded as the school's biggest nerd. Lucy was unhappy with her life. She never once had someone be so kind to her as to be her friend. Everyone was just brutal, no mercy for her whatsoever. They didn't know of her home life. Rather, they didn't care. They didn't care that even at a young age, Lucy went home to an empty house. While all the other children were able to be greeted by their family's. Lucy didn't have a family of her own. Her parents were murdered a year after her birth. She was put in a foster home, and even then her foster parents could care less about her. At the age of 6, Lucy ran away from that life. But she wasn't able to escape her bullies. That was, until, Lucy got the chance to leave all of it behind. She was older and had enough money to leave. She moves to a new town. A new school. Lucy figured it wouldn't be that easy to escape all the bad people in life. So she prepared herself. She prepared herself for everything. As so she thought. She meets the most popular kids in the school and learns new things. She falls in love for the first time, just to have it smashed into pieces. After that, Lucy thought she could never trust anyone ever again. She figured everyone was against her and that she'd be alone forever. Forever is a long time and Lucy knew she couldn't make it. She had to escape her life. The only way she knew how to. Maybe she moves again, maybe she deals with it, maybe it's death. THIS IS AN ORDER: DONT YOU DARE PUT OTHERS DOWN FOR YOUR OWN CONVENIENCE! IT HURTS THEM! IT MAKES THEM FEEL UNWANTED! IT COULD LEAD TO SUICIDE! DONT BULLY! IF YOU ARE SUICIDAL, PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU, GET HELP! DONT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF IF SOMEONE IS MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT! OR IF YOU FEEL AS IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU WEREN'T PLACED ON THIS EARTH TO TRY TO GET OFF IT

these are oneshots and some stories that have parts but idk if i can update early and i am afraid that these are the worst x readers you might have read.. i'm still not used to making stories so forgive me oh . Warning. Some Cursing is involve in the story well..its Yata Misaki we're talking about. of course there should be some cursing in the story xD oh. Please check out my Fushimi Saruhiko x reader and tell me what you think =) UPDATE = Sorry!! i got writer's block! I'll have to rewatch the whole anime to continue "Forgotten Memory" QwQ i'm sho shoooorryy

Just a collection of all the one shots I write about Malec

This will be different stories about Malec, Sizzy, Clace, and Heline (Helen and Aline) These will be cute and fluffy! Some will spoil you for the books and the tv show.