Link, Chosen Hero of the Gods, having saved Hyrule from the threats of Zant and Ganondorf finds that his return to his once rustic and beloved lifestyle in Ordon is more than underwhelming. The Hylian then seeks out a more heroic living and chooses to become a knight under the newly coronated Queen Zelda. Five years pass peacefully and the Kingdom of Hyrule prospers. However, the day comes where a single Dark Arrow ignites a series of events that threatens this fragile peace as it allows darkness to return to the land. The source seems to be from far beyond Hyrule's borders and this new threat just so happens to coincide with the arrival of strangers from the neighbouring kingdom of Noruidia. It would seem that in order to save Hyrule and to ensure the safety of his queen, Link must prove that his spirit is stronger than being either a hero or knight... even if it costs him his life. Post-Twilight Princess, ZeLink I do not own The Legend of Zelda or any/all of its components, characters, or themes. I do own the original ideas within this story. **This fanfic was first published on FanFiction.net beginning Jan. 12 2015**

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction