"shush you dicknose turd waffle!" [disclaimer: these are not mine. i just found them on the Internet and put them in here for you to laugh at and keep in your back pocket just in case. enjoy!]

Angie is an Omega in the pack. She is so beautiful, funny, sweat, and very helpful in the pack. Angie is the soon to step down Alpha's helper. When Alpha is ready to give his title to his son he makes Angie meet his son Nathan. She has a huge crush on him but he does not know. I mean who would not he is sexy as hell! Nathan is the Alpha's boy. He has been gone for years because he had Alpha scouts. When Nathan comes back his dad is ready to step down as Alpha. Nathan meets Angie and likes her a lot. But gets jealous because she happens to be the most beautiful she wolf in the pack. So a lot of males love her. They try to pick her up and mark her but she lifts a finger a shakes. He finds out that Angie is the Omega of the pack so he plans to make her his helper. They also happen to be MATES!! And True Alphas ! Nathan: Big Blue Eyes, Sexy bed hair, tall, muscles, handsome. Angie: Big Brown Eyes, Hair to thighs, short an average short, weak but not to weak, beautiful. If bad comments DO NOT READ.

Lina Malkovich has been through a lot her senior year. Now she has almost died at the hands of a psycho vampire who believes that Lina stole her fiance, Alexander, from her. In this second book Lina will come in contact with new enemies and unlikely allies. As she graduates from one hell hole she will be thrown into another, Lina will have to make a decision; let the man she loves die for her, or let the only family she has parish. Can Lina survive in a world where the monsters from her childhood thrive?

(DISCLAIMER: I know there are a lot of grammatical errors so please don't point them out. Proceed at your own accord.) (Working on a MAJOR and COMPLETE rewrite, the plot will be the same but I've grown as a writer over the past 5 years and I'm ready to make this story the best it can be, I'll post an announcement on my page when the rewrite is completed (: ) Lina Malkovich is about to enter the world of power, money and immortality. Halloween night Lina and her friends visit her towns greatest mystery, the Volkov Mansion. Believed to be abandoned for years they enter and wander around, what they find inside is something they never could have imagined. Alexander Volkov (believed to be dead for several hundred years) is waiting for them grinning and hungry. But something strange happens, he offers her a deal. "You shall serve me. You will be my slave and cater to my every need or desire. This is my only and final offer." Lina agrees and gets herself into much more than she bargained for.

Can Rozalina's life get any worse? The boy she loved is dead because of her, she has been captured by Vivian, a lunatic vampire that is exacting her revenge, and one of her best friend's was in on the plan to capture Lina. Vivian plans on making Lina suffer, no one takes her man and makes her look like a fool. Alexander will stop at nothing to get his Rozalina back. He has a little unexpected help on his journey to save his princess. Will Alexander make it on time? Or will Rozalina Malkovich's life end here?