Dear (diary)....... Today is August 1 2016. Does that ring a bell? I just hope it does because if it doesn't ring a bell to your ears you're dead. Like really dead⚰ I'm going to tear you off and after that I'll burn you and dispose your ashes. So be warned! Well in case you forgot today is August 1 2016. Which means it is 25 days to go. Yay! Can't wait....... I hope everything goes well This book is about Hauwa Ahmed, a crazy 17 year old, counting down to her 18th. She's crazy, wild, a big fan of big sean might I add and...searching for love?......What could possibly go wrong. After all, she is turning 18😉 Follow Hauwa as she counts down to her 18th birthday. And oh yeah...help her find "love"

The story of two best friends, Noha Ali and Maysa Malik, as they navigate through high school.

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt the lists or any individual action within them. However, do have fun with the content and be safe! THANK YOU!*

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

All of these insults and comebacks are from the internet. This is my second book. My first is " Best Songs That You Will Like " by psychodemon16. If you have not read it then please do.

My story is about some insults and comebacks. if you ever have a fight this will be sure to help. Also if you read this, you will not only know some great comebacks, but you can be entertained with these funny stories. Half of them has happened to me before. Hope you enjoy! :D