Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ariana James was always known as her older brothers geeky little sister. She even had the braces and glasses to prove it. But what makes everything worse, is that her brother and his best friend are the players of the school. Worse? Her brothers best friend hates her. But then after the first day of her sophmore year she gets her braces off and she gets contacts. And then everything changes. Suddenly the student body thinks she's amazing. Even her brothers best friend. And then there's her best friend, Alex. He's always thought she was amazing, more amazing than a friend should think of another friend. Noah, her brothers best friend, soon realizes the whole reason he hated her was because he actually liked her. Who will Ariana choose? Her best friend or old enemy? Or will there be someone ELSE that catches her eye?