Random Lemons
This is half comedy half serious, I'd like you to comment if you think is serious or not serious.
This is half comedy half serious, I'd like you to comment if you think is serious or not serious.
You're a half- lycra half- human who has been living underground in a cavern for years, your only company being bat-squirrels and books. He's one of the filthiest people in the history of filth, the living embodiment of what a person should not be. When your paths somehow meet. You escape the cavern and begin to find...
Shrek. A whole lot of Shrek. There's a lot of smut in this, so if I write a smut warning at the beginning of a chapter, than don't read it if you have a pure soul.
This is a Barney THE DINOSAUR x reader fanfiction. It's not some frilly Barney from how i met your mother kinda story kiddies.
Deep, deep, deep down, we're all sluts for a certain purple dinosaur... Hopefully I don't ruin your childhood. (This is a joke but you can probably already tell so...)