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"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

[ COMPLETED ] Neither of them knew one night could change everything. ✼ ✼ ✼ For mature audiences only. Story contains sexual content and vulgar language so read at your own risk! COPYRIGHT © 2015, stylescloud All rights reserved, please don't copy and/or steal my story!

Every little girl has wanted to be a princess: the pretty dresses, the balls and the princes. It was like a fairytale dream come true. Astrid Wellington has quickly learned that the life of a socialite, indulging in riches was nothing of the fairytale sort: snobby, rich people surround her daily, and she's forced to put up with the life she'd never wanted. Going to a private school with the spawn of sociaites had been the worst of her worries. At least she was accustomed to it. However, what Astrid wasn't prepared for was to be suddenly whisked off to a foreign country on the coast of South America to step in as the Crown Princess of Aldern. And nothing could have possibly prepared her for the pressures that came with playing princess. © 2012 All rights reserved RimUranium