In the fall of 2007, a quirky, sensitive girl named Hannah had a crush on an insensitive jerk. And I was her father. In the summer of 1984, a quirky, sensitive girl named Emily had a crush on an insensitive jerk. And I was that jerk. Loosely based on a true story (well, several, actually) "The Idiot Who Ran Into A Tree" is a comedic, bittersweet tale of parenting, teen angst, summer camp and a quarrelsome oak. All the names have been changed. The nicknames, however, have stayed the same.

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

I'm just a teenage girl who is generally really sad. I have been in love, out of it, then back in it. I've been through depression and I'm here for people. So here are my poems. They're all mine so please don't repost on social sites without my consent.

These are some of the poems I wrote when I felt like doing it or while I was on my sad moments :)

A collection of poems for those who feel lost and need reassurance that they are not alone in their sadness. A collection of poems to enlighten those who throw their words as daggers without a second glance. This is a collection of poems for the victim and the villain. {<>}~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{*}~~~~~~~~~~~~~{<>} Freedom from Myself I want freedom From myself. Freedom from This body. This ugly body, That I see every morning when I look in the mirror. Freedom from My thoughts. My terrible thoughts, That confuse and surround me every day. Freedom from My weakness. My awful weakness, That is my dark cloud even on a sunny day. Freedom from My pain. My insufferable pain. That wraps around my mind and twists my thoughts. I want freedom From myself.

Sometimes &lt;3 means like. Sometimes &lt;3 means love. Like the emotions it represents, sometimes &lt;3 gets complicated. Fifteen-year-old Summer Day has a plan for the perfect school vacation until her mom drops the M-bomb on it. She wants Summer to do something 'M-eaningful' this year. Could anything be more meaningful than gossiping with best friend Madison or hanging out with perfect boyfriend Brady? Summer skirts her mother's demands by promising to construct a website - then launches a secret blog instead. But when the most annoying boy in the universe keeps showing up in embarrassingly intimate situations, Brady grows jealous, and Summer turns to her blog readers for help. They devise a plan but everything backfires when the boy she thought she'd always hate reveals he knows the stories behind the stars, the lyrics to all of Summer's favorite songs and the s'mores-lined path that leads straight to her heart.

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!

Meet Skye Barker. She pretty, smart, heartbroken, and Adam Barker's little sister. Meet Chace Matthews. He's cocky, gorgeous,a player, and Adam Barker's best friend. Chace has spent years making Skye's life a living hell, but when he comes back after the summer things change. Add in Skye's ex-boyfriend, best friend, and over protective brother and things start to get complicated.

Kali has to live with her moms new boyfriend and his five sons. Kali tries her best to fit in but living with five boys is really tough. Definitly when three of them are the most popular boys at school. They also get into many fights. The five boys aren't all perfect though. They all have their personal problems and secrets too. Kali will learn more and more each day about these boys. The more she knows the more she keeps getting herself closer to the boys. Which is not a good idea to be falling in love with her stepbrothers... (NOT EDITED! THIS WAS MY FIRST BOOK AND IT HAS SO MANY SPELLING, GRAMMAR MISTAKES, AND IS VERY CRINGE WORTHY! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]