Join this awesome, and hilarious book as your favorite Warrior Cats find Facebook!! This is going to be rated PG, for there might be crude words, yet no cussing besides the following: cod, mousebrain, idiot, stupid, foxbrain, etc.

See the warrior cats in a whole new way..... Dumb. *WARNING* THIS BOOK CONTAINS AN OVERLOAD OF RANDOMNESS. ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF THIS BOOK IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

Yes, that is Pickles on the cover. (From Neko Atsume)

Your favorite Warrior Cats doing dares...again!

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

This is a series of stories based on observations I have made while drinking coffee at Starbucks. Years of training as an investigator gives me little choice but to accidentally look into the lives of people I see. I don't do this so I can have something to write about. I do this because this is what I do. It just comes natural now. You would be surprised at the stories that are sitting right in front of you if you just knew what to look for. Cover by @Setalmage