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Eliza is a 13 year old girl who lives in an orphanage after the recent death of her parents who got into a car crash. She's a little different than your typical teen. She's obsessed with Tyler Oakley. She wants to be just like taylor swift when she grows up. She rides a skateboard. But most importantly, everyone else in the orphanage doesn't like her. But what happens when the famous Tyler Oakley comes to adopt a kid? Eliza and Tyler go through ups and downs. Friend drama, boy drama. But when Tyler finds out her dream to be a singer, what happens when she starts going on tour? (Sorry, but troye isn't in it. Don't be mad!)

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.