Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

After 2

This is the sequel (continuation) of After. Hardin and Tessa's relationship will be tested in ways she never expected, but he knew of all along.

The New Girl

"I asked curiously, "Anyways...is this boarding school..you know, fun? Boring?" Grace Ross is an ordinary girl who expects ordinary things. She was never popular back home in America, so when she moves to England, she tries her best just to fit in with the other kids in the boarding school. But...

Pucker Up {h.s}

When Erin and Liam broke up in high school they were both heart broken, but only he knew it wouldn't work out when he left for the X-Factor. After Liam left, Erin changed, and was known as the school slut, leaving her careless wake behind her. When she barely graduated, Erin decided to get her life back together and t...

The Styles Triplets

3 Identical Boys...Triplets The "Styles" Triplets All 3 look so similar to one another but, they're all different in their own way. Marcel is the goody goody. Gets straight A's wears funky glasses and isn't the best with the ladies. Edward. The punk, the rocker & the bad one. He isn't the nicest person you'll meet. He...

Talk Nerdy To Me *ON HOLD*

Harry, Marcel they were twins. Marcel was the nerdy kid. He wasn’t just smart. He wore the whole stereotypical thick glasses with the bandaid in the middle of them. He wore the tight pants high up sometimes even wearing nerdy suspenders. He was the kid that no one thought had feelings and liked doing all the school w...

Kidnapped By My Ex-Boyfriend | n.h

'I rolled off my bed drying the last tears. The ones I swore I'd never let escape my eyes. Not for that. Not for him.' Hannah lives in Mullingar, Ireland. Her life is pretty simple. Nothing much to it, really. Except she has to be cautious whenever she turns on the radio, the TV or when she reads a magazine. Why? Be...

Playboy | Mature Harry Styles

❝But why would I want to get in heaven, when all my friends are in hell?❞ [Warnings: highly sexual content, age differents, drug-use, strong language]

Drama Class » l.t. au

[✓] ∥ "Cloe." "Cloe?" "Yes, Cloe." "...As in Lorena Cloe?" "How many Cloes do we know?" The taller of the two college boys looked across the bar, at the brunette who was sitting at a table in the corner. She was drinking Coke and talking to her friend, which he recently realized is a routine of hers. He knew her well;...

After

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

S.O.S. ✘ One Direction

The biggest boyband in the world has a secret, and no, its not that Harry owns a pair of boxers with Zayn's face on it and it's definitely not Louis' scrap booking hobby. No - it's fan fiction. The biggest boyband in the world reads fan fiction about themselves. Follow their journey through rap battles, funny jokes, w...

You're My New Step-Brother? {Harry Styles}

Mia's mouth practically dropped open when she saw the familiar face walk through the door way. It was Harry, the boy she'd been crushing on for years. She loved the way he brushed his dark curls out of his face, how his dimples popped out and his green eyes lit up when he smiled. He was perfect to her. But what could...

These Wings ~ a 1D fanfic

Bree is your average 18 year old..... If you ignore the wings and the stunning looks. It wouldn't be a surprise that she would have every boy drooling on her feet....even one direction. Unfortunately for them, she's taken by someone very....unexpected. ŦℌᗛŊƘ ƳƟỰ FƟƦ ƦℨᗛĐĬŊᎶ!

Marcel

My name's Marcel. Nerd. Poet. Teenage Loser. You think you know the real me, but you don't. I wish you could see the true me, but no one has cared enough to. Until she came. All rights go to _smilelikeniall (myself). Everything is written by me. No copyright intended. Please do not claim my words and/ or ideas as your...

The Sexy nerd.. (Marcel fanfic!)

Sydneys pov I never thought i would fall for him.. but to be honest he wasnt just any nerd.. he was a sexy nerd.. Marcels pov I never thought such a beautiful girl.like her would fall for me..

New Girl

Aubree Osborne, a 17 year old girl, moves to England when her mom and dad got divorced. She's the new girl of Wilmslow High School. Five popular/ hottest boys in the school fall in love with her. Who will Aubree end up with? But will her career ruin their friendship with the boys?...Just wait and see.

Sex, Drugs, and One Direction (UNDER MAJOR EDITING)

So, what happens when a young teenage girl gets a job as One Direction's guitar player for their tour? Well, it ends in love, relationships, tears, pain, friendships gained and broken, and enemies and alliances made. She and her band mates get spiraled into the realistic truth of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. *NOT FOR...

Kidnapped by one direction. (book 1)

This is the story of a girl who one day is happily walking home from school when she is kidnapped by the one and only- one direction. (COMPLETED WITH SEQUEL) WARNING: Wrote this when I was a carrot/fetus to writing so be prepared for it to be pretty poop!

Boarding School

marissa jones is forced to go a boarding school in London after her parents get a huge job opportunity there. cover by @soundthealarm © British_Irish1D, 2015, All Rights Reserved

The Pairing

Vanessa has a huge crush on Harry. She has ever since kindergarten but he's always been too popular to get close to. He always acts like a jerk in front of his friends. One day their paired together for a project and while their working on it he's nice and sweet to her. Why is he a jerk around his friends ? Will him a...

After 3

The passionate story of Tessa and Hardin continues as family secrets, deep betrayals, and career opportunities threaten to tear them apart.

My Teachers Are One Direction (On Hold)

Let's just say Sky gives the teachers a hard time but dose she steal some of their hearts and will their be relatioships, or love well read more to find out or will there be plot twists of kidnappings, suspense , and murder First couple of chappies sux but read on writting gets better

The Stalkers (One Direction)

They watch her. Watch her every move. She's never safe, always under their gaze. Lurking in the shadows, standing in the corners at partys she attends. Where ever she is they're there with her too, whether she likes it or not. But lets face it, of course she wouldn't like it. Five boys stalking her? That's something A...

The Babysitter (Zayn Malik Fanfiction)

Sam can't support her rebellious twin brothers who spend their time screaming , fighting with ketchup and playing Hide and seek in the kitchen. . They form a rich lonely family,their parents are always working.Many babysitters tried to succeed in that job but it was so impossible. They all gave up. One day , The righ...

Snowstruck (One Direction)

Vanessa Clark is returning home to California from Scotland for winter break to spend time with her family in Lake Tahoe. Yet her family plans are put on track when she meets the boy of her dreams Harry Styles after a ski accident. The attraction between the two grow as they get to know each other, but their feelings...