"Jadelynn Genevieve Berkshire! That's it! I've had it with you and your stints. I'm sending you to live with your father!" my mother had yelled. I had shrugged and said "Whatever." I mean, how many times had she said that? No matter what I did, she never actually sent me to live with my father, until now. I guess using a fake identity to bypass airport security (which my aspiring artist/hacker of a best friend, Cleo, made) to sneak onto One Direction's jet (well actually I got onto the wrong one) to meet Harry Styles and Zayn Malik and being arrested in Australia is the last straw. Oh and did I mention that I was supposed to be attending my Cotillion? Anyways, I didn't really think it through, so now I'm off to live with my father who I haven't seen in 14 years, 11 months and 15 days, but who's counting? Will I be the good perfect little daughter? Hell no. I'm perfectly bad. (NOT a 1D fanfic! Seriously, they're not even in the book, AT ALL!) © 2012 Fantita Kay. All rights reserved. NOTE: Rated PG-13 for swearing, occasional alcohol references and questionable attitudes. Cover image is of Hayden Panettiere, and is not my own. No copyright infringement intended.

Six words: that's all it takes.