Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Look at it this way, at least you and I have one thing in common." "And that is...?" "We've both had a crush on a boy for the past five years that batted for the wrong team." - In which Atalie Grahm has to fall out of love with a boy who doesn't quite see her as his type.

Here you will get more information about what the campaign stands for and what you have to fight for to be a part of it.

Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

His voice in this room, like shadows on walls, I imagine him on the other side of the door His words, his voice, his touch, At the start, the end, and in the middle Strange how it mattered so much, when now, It matters, so little. - Lang Leav ➵ lower case intended. © pumpingluke

Calum works in a small record shop in Downtown, Nova Scotia, a small provence on the East Coast of Canada. After wanting to leave him home to explore the world, Calum ended up in a town filled with people who seemed to accept almost everything. In every corner there would be one person doing drugs, one person who is openly gay and one person who's proud to be transgender and that was what Calum liked most about the place. Though nothing caught his eyes more than the dirty blond who came to the record shop every day. 2015 creative commons (CC) attribution © -ymas-

In which Calum writes in a journal to get his feelings out. [a/n: I got this idea because I follow Calum on Spotify so I see what he listens to and lately it's mostly depressing songs or songs about heartbreak and I thought I'd write a fanfic about it. Each journal entry is based on a song he listens to on Spotify.] Sidenote: Probably gonna be a lot of swears.

Luke is a cast member at Disney World. Michael is a regular visitor to the parks.

They are the hunters, we are the foxes. (one-sentenced chapters)

Ashton, the soon to be King of Scotland, has never know anything but what he was told. Calum, a once orphaned boy who has lived by the streets his entire life, knows everything he could never be told. or; Loosely based off of Taylor Swift's song Long Live. They were falling in love and ruling the world. There memories would break their fall. all rights reserved i do not own taylor swift or the song long live, written and produced by taylor swift kamrin