Are you dying for people to realize how utterly stupid they are? Do you want to read things that reflect exactly what your life feels like? Then read this. You won't regret it. It's a random, thoughtful, and stupid assortment of stupidity.

Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * NOTE AS OF 04/2026: This is the old version of the story from 2012. It is currently being reprised, which you can also find under my profile here in wattpad as "5:48 [reprised]"