Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

Y/N was coming to Sky Media Offices, where her cousin, Ross, works. Working there as well is Adam, Barney, Red, Jake, Tim, Ethan, Corey, Scott, Emily, and many other people. One that sparks her interest in particular, though, is a certain corndog loving, fluffy-haired ginger named Max. She finds him quite peculiar and attractive... Wait, what?

"Hey Garroth! So, I was wondering if we could talk." "Sure, I have time right now." He waited for me to say something. "... in private." I said. "Oh, umm..." I could tell he was blushing under his helm. I smiled at him. "Please Garroth?" I gave him my best puppy eyes. He laughed. Garroth is the head guard in Phoenix Drop. The love of his life, Aphmau, is being competed for between himself and his best friend, Laurence. He wants her badly, until he meets a girl in the woods. She introduces herself, and he falls in love. Soon, they find themselves together. But what adventures will they face to test their love? Find out by reading ♥A Garroth x Reader Fanfiction♥! This is a like a Garmau Fanfiction. Except Garroth falls in love with the reader, not Aphmau. Inspired by @LynxiePlay 's stories! I love the Minecraft Diaries series. If you would like to see Aphmau's channel, go to this link here... https://www.youtube.com/user/ChallengeAcceptedInc/featured ACHIEVEMENTS: 5K reads : 11/20/2015 Notes: OH MY GOSH!!!!! THANK YOU GUYS SOOOOOO MUCH!!!! 10.2K reads: 12/1/2015 Notes: Oh. My. Gosh. Thank you guys so much! 50.3K reads: 2/10/2016 Notes: YOU GUYS ROCK! Also, if you got my message, you saw I suck at math :P #284 in FanFiction: 2/10/2016 Notes: This is awesome guys! Anyway, credit to @Kimmeg13 for the 1st cover of the book, and @garmau72 / Empress Emi for the current book cover, and Aphmau for making this INCREDIBLE series! Hope ya'll enjoy it! ♥

Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves. At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends? That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention. While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream. So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down? Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading...... #1 Humour- 08.01.16 (Cover by: -infinities) *NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!