Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE SOME UNDERTALE HEADCANONS I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE WORLD! NYEH HEH HEH!!!!

*ring ring* "Hello?" "It's been ten years..." "How's it going?" "Papyrus misses you..." "So does goat mom..." "...I miss you..." "...the barrier isn't coming down for a while..." "By a while I mean decades..." "But it's felt like decades after you left..." "...sigh..." "I guess I should say something else..." *click* (DISCLAMER) (I have not played undertale but I have watched about the whole game. If I get some information wrong please don't scream at me. I hope you enjoy my story and I might write more undertale. Please comment on what I can improve and if there is anything I missed. THANKS!!!!!)

you thought the first 65 days of puns were cool? WELL AHAHA, you thought wrong because we have 300 hundred more days to go! but only a hundred puns will be included in this c: NOW ENJOY the more puns that are to be...

Puns. Puns everywhere. Puns on walls. Puns on teacher's boards. It's the pun-pocalypse. o.o Hide the children, [but make them laugh too] Now enjoy some nice puns per day c: P u n s are l o v e , p u n s are l i f e. [first 65 days of the year]

We now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;