I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

DJ's bratty sister Emery will be crowned queen and DJ will be the new princess. Until one day she decides to go for a stroll and she see a cute guy and they get to know each other but she doesn't tell him that she is the princess but her parents tell her she can't date him just because he's not a prince. What will she do?

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so uh this was written by me when I was in the 4th-6th grade. it's not that gr8 but it got an extraordinary amount of good feedback. enjoy!!

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

A team of astronauts crash land on a primitive alien planet, millions of lightyears from earth. Hunted by savage megafauna and native tribes, they must band together to survive. What they discover there will change everything they know about what it means to be human. This book is being written collaboratively by four authors, Taran Matharu, Jason Kucharik, Stephen Landry and Penegrin Shaw. http://www.wattpad.com/user/TaranMatharu http://www.wattpad.com/user/sxcore http://www.wattpad.com/user/PenegrinShaw http://www.wattpad.com/user/JasonKucharik For more info, character bios and illustrations, please check out www.startwritingabook.com

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