"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

Kyungsoo was six years old when he met Yura; his caring, clumsy and beautiful neighbour who, quickly became his best friend and never went a day without him. One sudden day, their friendship took a sharp u-turn. Yura and her family moved away to Seoul leaving behind any vague memories of this small town, located on the far East of Daegu. More than 8 years later, Yura is remembered by Kyungsoo in 'Namja Academy' a boarding school only for mis-behaved boys, and where he fatefully finds Yura. But to his surprise she has become a dark void in his life as she no longer remembers their sweet friendship years back. 'Why is she like this?' "You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world, but you do have some say in who hurts you" -John Green ~UNDER EDITING RIGHT NOW~ please do not plagiarise or steal my idea's, thank you. It takes a lot of effort to write up. © exolfans / Fah Inspired greatly by Dream University (@KimchiiDesu) ~Saranghae!~ 30/08/15 -

Ordinary teenagers get themselves caught up in M-LX—a confidential organization that deals with alien terrorists that disrupt the country—and finds out that they aren't so ordinary after all. Alongside seventeen year-old badass Kim Hyerin, they will do whatever it takes to be the best fighters out there while dealing with the never-ending drama and romance of high school. also available at commovente@aff poster by dimensional@aff

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

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I was the luckiest girl for having been invited backstage by an EXO member, Xiumin! But who would've thought that after a month a certain rumor started to spread throughout the internet world. The rumor that I was secretly dating Xiumin! Now the sasaengs are after me. The SME Company has come to the decision to let me be in the entertainment business to save my neck. But having do so I have to be in a fake relationship with Xiumin! Just how on earth am I going to do this?! *WARNING : Reading this Fanfic may result to having Xiumin reach your bias list. I repeat, Xiumin might reach your bias list. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © KimchiiDesu Please do not plagiarize or copy the same story line. I accept full criticism of any sort. Don't forget to vote, comment and follow! :)

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