Scott Hoying is 15 years old and all his life he has lived in, well basically the middle of nowhere. In a cabin. When rumors fly that a new family is moving in next door, its all he can think about. Perhaps this summer will be one of those classic romance movies? A hot girl moves in over the summer, they go swimming, and they steal kisses before returning back to their homes... It turns out to be quite the opposite actually when, not a cute girl, but a cute BOY happens to move in? Flamboyant as can be, the new boy next door could in fact make Scotts summer VERY interesting.

One day, author John Green finds Benedict Cumberbatch hiding in his office. Many of us would be happy with that. But what do you do when Benedict is convinced he is Sherlock, and that the television show Sherlock is a ruse set up by Moriarty and must be shut down? You call your brother Hank, who has many hot tubs, and you think of a plan to get Benedict Cumberbatch home. But the path back to the set of Sherlock is not an easy one, or a fully clothed one, or one that can happen on dry land. Benedict doesn't seem to know that there is more than one John in the world, and he believes all of the fanfic he has ever read. Also, Doritos.

Spock and Kirk find themselves accidentally married, and set off to the homeworld to get divorced. Unfortunately that involves three months. Alone. In a house. Completely isolated. And married. How will this affect their relationship? Can be read as Alternate! or Original!verse