"shush you dicknose turd waffle!"
[disclaimer: these are not mine. i just found them on the Internet and put them in here for you to laugh at and keep in your back pocket just in case. enjoy!]
"I gazed into his emerald green orbs as I spilled scolding hot coffee on him in Starbucks."
[this book is not meant to offend ANYONE. It's just for some laughs and some fun. :)]