HELLO! ITS GOLD HERE! SO DO NOT. I REPEAT. DO NOT READ THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE LAUGHING! OK? OK. SO WE COOL? GOOD. CAUSE..... I LIKE MUFFINS. I decided to be nice and continue it XD update: this is old. I don't update this anymore. uhhh... Just enjoy what middle school me liked to write about wwwww Also I had no idea what crack was back then I was a stupid kid.

"Long I had dreamed of a place where fighters come together to build up their skills, face many challenges along the way and grow within themselves. The Smash Academy was built for the purpose of potential warriors to develop their skills, hone their talents and develop relationships among people they can fight with and against. As the new year approaches, they will lead themselves on an unforgettable and worthwhile journey; they will experience many things along the way: many of which can be happy moments to heartbreak to loss. These all combined, will help them grow as a true Smash fighter." - Official statement from President Sakurai, the co-founder of Smash Academy. *Author's note - 11/01/2021: Hey reader! Really appreciate if you've started reading this. Please note I wrote this... Uh, about... 7 years ago and I was young and still navigating the world of literature and fanfiction so bare with me if the plotline is a bit strange (I'm currently having second-hand embarrassment thinking about this fic). Thanks! **also note that this fix takes place in an alternate universe and facts and official game releases do not necessarily correlate with what has been written in this story. I am aware of the history of Smash but decided to spin it for this fic.

Pokémon logic at its finest. Warning: Do not drink any liquids while reading this, as you may laugh so hard that you choke XD Warning: do not read this at night, as you may laugh so loud that you wake up your family XD