"Staring into his eyes, I could see everything. Despair, emptiness, uncertainty, every insecurity he's ever had. The fact that I could see it in his eyes, especially in this light, broke my heart." TRIGGER WARNINGS- depression, self harm, abuse, alcohol abuse, suicidal thoughts, homophobia HIGHEST RANKING- #1 in Crankiplier on September 2nd, 2017

"So... Wanna skip Gym and make out in the janitor's closet or something?" •°•°•°•°• "We can't tell my dad this, y'know. If he knew I was gay as hell, he'd make sure he gave me hell." •°•°•°•°• "What? No way. We're just friends. That Irish loser can screw every guy around here for all I care. I am NOT gay." •°•°•°•°• "It's complicated, alright? Dang it, Signe, I don't know! One minute he's all over me, then he acts like we can't even be friends outside of our houses... I'm so confused." •°•°•°•°• "I can feel you staring at me, Jack." •°•°•°•°• "Mark. That has to be the absolute gayest thing I have ever witnessed in my entire life. I fookin' love it." •°•°•°•°• - Story may or may not contain anything beyond the mentions of anything sexual. - It's purposefully short, okay? - This story does NOT have any true detail. - This story is NOT based upon the people in it; everything from looks to personality is 90% false. - This story is really not going to be any count, but hey, go ahead. I warned you :'^)

Mister McLoughlin is a fun loving teacher that just moved from teaching middle school in Ireland to teaching high school in America. He loves to make people laugh and smile, and he loves helping people, so he loves his job and wouldn't trade it for the world. His puts all of his effort into taking care of his students and ensuring that he is making the world a better place. Mister Fischbach, however, is a hardcore, strict, and loud teacher. He's constantly yelling and hitting students' desks with a wooden meter stick. He tries to scare students into not failing his class, but his teaching methods are so harsh that not even half of his students can survive the first semester in his class. Jack does his best to make Mark a kinder teacher and Mark works his hardest to push Jack away, and it only pulls them closer. Will their relationship work out, our will their opposite personalities and their jobs pull them apart?

-An instructional manual that explains the most imperative steps to cuddling in a leather jacket.- Jack is an adorable, pastel boy who lives in a pretend world of perfection and innocence. But he's had a past of horrible relationships and now lives with a marijuana-smoking man-whore named Felix. Jack is living under horrible circumstances, but Felix keeps the wool pulled over his eyes with promises of protection from others. Mark lives in a frat house with some of the most intimidating guys on campus, but in reality, they're all goofy gamer guys that just so happen to love heavy metal and piercings. Jack and Mark met one day in July during a heavy metal concert; not under the best circumstances, but it sends them both into a spell of quixotry that will last for the rest of their lives. (WARNING - this book discusses sensitive topics such as: Physical abuse, sexual abuse, emotional abuse, substance abuse (drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes), severe anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder, and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.)

Seán William McLoughlin, a bullied 17 year old highschooler, is secretly a popular youtuber. No one has seen his face, only his voice (like Cryaotic only no one has had any description of him). No one really knows him, but they also do. They know the real him, not the one behind the 'mask'. Mark Edward Fischbach, who is known as Markiplier by everyone (cause he has a facecam so of course everyone knows him), goes to the same school as Seán but he doesn't know Seán even exists. No one does. That is, until he makes himself known to a certain black haired (with red dye in it) 'gorgeous' man after showing him his most well kept secret, the face of Jacksepticeye.

Ancient Irish Mythology speaks of many shape-shifters, one being the werewolf, guards of royalty and richer families. These beasts were known throughout the country to be holy, that is until a war broke out between the wolves and humans. Both parties retreated in fear of extinction. The ancient beasts remained in human form for most of their natural lives to stay alive while others put up a fight. The year is 2016, Sean William McLoughlin, better known as Jack, is one of many from one of the biggest packs in Ireland, he is a true omega, a son of the Alpha. Sean tries to live out a normal life when away from his pack, making a living off of a site called "YouTube", but when Sean meets a handsome man by the name of Mark Fischbach, Sean's inner wolf goes wild.

Every couple has a song, whether it be rap, hip-hop, country, rock, or any other genre out there... every couple has a song. What happens when a mistake is made, when a sickness takes the senses of a newborn child in such a way that it changes their lives forever? A deaf boy isn't wanted in a world of song. The voice of a lover is a healer, but if the healing can't be heard, then there is no use for the lover anyway. Logic in these situations always win. A boy who can't hear, should never be wanted in a world of music, and songs. Ethan Nestor is deaf, and has been since birth. He's used to be cast out due to his differential issue. Ethan has never known the feeling of friendship, but has acquired a few skills from being alone, watching the conversations of others his whole life. Ethan has learned to read lips. When his family decides to move to L.A, Ethan decides that he is going to finally make some friends, by not letting anyone find out his secret about his hearing disability. His plans were to be known as a mute, not a fuck up, but what happens when a boy in his class causes Ethan to do a double take, and even further, what will happen when the boy begins to ask questions?

This is my first story, so please criticize all that you want! Plot: When you wish upon a star, it's actually a satellite, and your wish has been recorded and cataloged. An agent has been assigned to your case.

Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

Just as the title says:) I will be writing one shots here: fluff/angst/smut. Please request in the comments if you want me to write a certain type of AU or scenario. Thanks, Enjoy:)