"Aurel?" "I told you I'm not a girl" "Well, since I haven't seen you, your sexuality is not confirmed" "You want me to send you a pic of my penis?" "tempting but no" #1 in short story [7/22/16] Book Two From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved This book was edited by @LunaValdez24

"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

"I yearn for the weekends, because lately, its the only reward for surviving the week."

"i just want to help her, but i don't think she wants to be helped." ashtoniwrins ©

"i'm not afraid of death; i just don't want to be there when it happens." (cover by elle)

"You can barely stand up straight, c'mon," he insists, opening the car door.

In which a boy and a girl bond over some pizza Rankings: Short Story: #75 [8.5.2014] - #64 [13.5.2014] - #60 [15.5.2014] - #46 [15.5.2014] - #36 [4.6.2014] - #35 [5.6.2014] - #28 [6.6.2014] - #26 [7/6/2014] - #23 [8.6.2014] Humour: #200 [8.5.2014] - #188 [11.5.2014] - #180 [13.5.2014] - #170 [15.5.2014] - #159 [15.5.2014] - #146 [4.6.2014] - #139 [5.6.2014] - #125 [6.6.2014] - #113 [10.6.2014]

in which they regret two very different things. 1st place winner of the 5sos watty awards underdog edition 2014 warning: really cliche, basic storyline. read at your own risk editing complete 4/1/18

all he wanted was for her to live. © starboyhes, 2017. lowercase intended. [ RANKED: Short Story #434, Short Story #426 ]