Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

After the war and the defeat of Lord Voldemort, many students have returned to redo their seventh year of education. What Hermione thought would be, for once, a normal year at Hogwarts turns out to be the complete opposite. What will happen when she discovers emotions for a certain Slytherin that she didn't know existed. And what will he do in return? Read and find out x x

Hermione snogging a book? Draco flexing his muscles in the mirror while singing 'Sexy and I Know It'? AND SEVERUS SNAPE IN HOT PINK ROBES?!?! What the bloody hell is this?! Oh yeah, it's my new story. This Dramione story includes complete randomness, craziness, pranks and a chocolate-obsessed Harry Potter ;) IMPORTANT!!! I made more chapters!!! Please read :)

He was left broken, with no hope of ever putting himself together, until she entered his life. He never thought that life could be so rich and that she could make him feel the way she does. This is a love story about two people who were drawn together to fix each other, in ways that they never even knew they were broken. This is a Draco Hermione love story. This is now a completed story. I thank my readers for continuing until the very end, and hopefully you'll follow on to the sequel (as soon as I begin writing it!)

A bunch of conversations by all your favourite characters from Harry Potter

Bella is nine and is being abused daily for the werid things that happends to her. When her parents kick her out she has no place to go. In an act of frustration she knocks at a door were a man with greasy black hair and a hocked nose opens.

Set right after Ron leaves Harry and Hermione in the Deathly hallows. What would happen if Harry and Hermione got together? Read and find out ;) --------------------------------------- None of the characters are mine they belong to JK rowling!

I have no idea what was going through my head when I made this...

It's Hermione's final year at Hogwarts, and she wants it to be memorable. But Draco is making it her worst year so far. Girls are swooning over Draco and follow him wherever he goes. But Hermione's had enough of the giggling and squealing of girls, and wants to give Draco a piece of her mind. But what Hermione doesn't know is that she's the only thing on Draco's mind. He might have girls falling at his feet, but is determined to get Hermione to like him, and is willing to do whatever it takes.