Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The living dead are upon us. Cities, towns, and entire countries lay in ruin and despair. And through it all? "Fucking shit! I stubbed my toe on a microwave!" Two friends attempt to navigate this new world with death, horror, and a distinct lack of tampons around every turn.