A crudely detailed and self explanatory justification of why exactly I'm going straight to hell. Most likely overly offensive and full of disgusting language that unfortunately I constantly spew. It will include all of the cliches I despise on Wattpad alongside all of the things that the writers and readers do that truly piss me off enough to rant in these chapters. Enjoy it, I dare you. Please note: It is rated as 'Restricted' [R] apparently. You have been warned, so please don't complain. This is a severely edited version of what used to be called '100 Overused Cliches and Frustrating Things On Wattpad', if you were wondering what the bloody fuck 'Butthurt 101' was suddenly popping up in your library after years of a lack of an update on the previous version. Enjoy the cover, too. It was made with lots of giggles.

The guide for dummies on how to write the hottest story on wattpad. Learn the tricks of the trade from the loser. I have tried many a times and have learned from my mistakes. Read to find out how to reach the pinnacle of the What’s Hot list. Total money back guarantee! (’cause let's face it,you’re not paying me any) WARNING:- This tells you how to write the Hottest story in wattpad and not the best. Most of this is sarcasm and should be taken as such.

Hey you! Yeah you! Stop scrolling and check this out! You won't regret it! 98% guarantee! 100% if you're tired of all the stuff on the What's Hot list and all the stories that are rising to popularity quickly now. This is a list of reviews and recommendations on undiscovered amazing books ranging from varying genres that I think everyone should check out some time because of its sheer awesomeness. So start reading to see which books you should read! (Note: I also might feature your story here if you send it me but I can't guarantee it) Edit: Some if not all authors have closed and/or removed the stories from their account. If you come across a broken link, please alert me.