I take requests on Dylmas and Newtmas! None of the characters die either. I'm not one of those people.

The unconventional life of a tragically uncoordinated boy; please welcome Dil Howlter

~Book Three in the I'm Sorry For Being Me series~

warning: smut and more smut

Dan is posh, Phil is not. Phil is punk, Dan likes pastel clothes. Dan is rich, Phil is not. Phil has tattoos, Dan doesn't. But the say that opposites attract.

6 famous YouTubers. One sleepover. what could possibly go wrong? pairs: Phan, Jaspar, Troyler side pairs: Jonnor, Zalfie the more you read it, the darker it gets :p

Parent! Phan (kinda). Warnings: swearing and mention of death (message me and I'll tell you where it is). Parent! Phan with no mpreg whooo!!!! This is also very cringey, sorry!

"I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."

CURRENTLY UNDER MAJOR EDITING. I realize that a lot of things don't make sense so I'm gonna fix them I do not own Dan, Phil, or any characters in this book. Only the idea belongs to me Punk! Phil x Pastel! Dan Dan is the quiet boy in the back of the room. He loves bright colored clothing, dressing 'girly', and flower crowns. Phil is the guy who helped Dan when he got shoved into the mud. He's the exact opposite of Dan. Peircings, tattoo sleeves, black shirts, pants, combat, motercycle riding 'punk'.

Dan wasn't like any other 16-year-old boy. He liked flowers and pink things. Big deal? Clearly it was to those around him. He was different, that was why they hated him. Phil was like most 16-year-old boys, just not like the ones at his school. Being raised in a nasty neighbourhood meant the piercings and dyed hair were also seen as different. If you weren't rich, you were a mistake. When these two outcasts meet, they'll change each other's lives forever. They just need to learn to let each other in.