Hey Mom. Yeah schools goin great. I made a lot of new friends. What was that? Name them? Oh we'll there's Sam and Mel- Oh you didn't mean their birth names. I already told you that I'm not allowed to give you that information. Yes I know your my mom but its against the rules to tell you. Are they like me? Yeah their a lot like me. Anyways so yeah I- The gunshots in the background? That just my roommate. *distant* Hey Eric. What? I'm busy. Yeah right. Say hi. Hi Mrs. Smith *near* That was Eric. Yeah he's pretty cool. *yawn* I'm gunna go. I have class tomorrow. I'll call you tomorrow. *sigh* Love you too. Shut up Eric! I'm not a momma's boy! *click*