Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

One shots

Eren and his sister Mikasa are secretly working for the FBI, tracking down and killing off America's most dangerous criminals. Until they get assigned to kill the most dangerous criminal yet- Levi Rivaille, AKA humanity's strongest and the boss of the Souts Mafia. But when Eren somehow falls head over heels for the strange man, will he be able to complete his mission? Will Levi return Eren's love? ---------- "That man is just another way to die, Eren. I suggest you stay away from him if you can't finish the mission." ------------------ I suck at descriptions btw. sorry.