(OLDER CHAPTERS BEING SLIGHTLY RE-EDITED) Have you ever read a magcon fanfiction and said to yourself, "Are you serioussss?" Then this is the book for you! Starring: Me as the "Sarcastic Narrator" Some basic girl as "Jessica Mendes" Some random guy I pulled off the street who sings and likes muffins as "Shawn Mendes" Some annoying guys with abs as "Everyone else!" Random Abusive Dad as "Random Abusive Dad" Don't take any of my jokes too seriously :)

jokes, imagines, and tumblr posts about the 5 seconds of summer boys and their fans •credit to whoever wrote these•

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

deare diry, 2day me mum wooped me bum bc i tryd 2 smoked da mareewana gretetee swig biotch sry mum luv lewk