Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

When Juliet Weasley tells people who her parents are, they can hardly believe their ears. All of the Weasley's have red hair, freckles, and belong to Gryffindor House, right? Wrong. When Juliet was sorted into Slytherin in her first year at Hogwarts, her parents practically disowned her, her twin brother Ron and the rest of her siblings refused to acknowledge her presence when in public. Because of this, Juliet swore that she would succeed in everything she did and prove her worth to them. 5 years on, Juliet is the top of her class and adored by her Slytherin classmates. Seeker on the Slytherin Quidditch Team and protégée of Severus Snape, it appears that Slytherin House has found a new star. However when handsome yet notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy comes into the picture, Juliet can't help but fall for him. With the guilt of her secret relationship and the secret that she's keeping from Draco and the rest of Slytherin - her membership in Dumbledore's Army, - Juliet's dancing on thin ice, and with the smallest crack, her world could come tumbling down.

Kimber had her whole life planned out. She was a street dancer who dreamed of becoming the next big thing. But when she discovers she is a witch, her parents ship her off to Hogwarts, much to Kimber's protests. She then meets Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince as everyone calls him. Taking an automatic disliking to him, Kimber simply keeps her distance... that is until he becomes her new Potions partner. She feels drawn to him, almost as if they had met before. The strange thing is, they haven't. Kimber's best friend, Moose, concludes that she and Draco are eternal lovers from an old legend they used to hear as children. When Kimber and Draco confess their feelings, Draco gets worried and goes to Dumbledore for help. The two figure out that a horrible fate awaits Kimber, a fate that predicts her death. Nightmares begin to plague Kimber's nights, showing her visions of her own death. She thinks there will be a simple solution... but she quickly realizes that this is much more complex. Fighting with Umbridge, the Industrial Squad always breathing down her neck, and normal teenage drama, can Kimber and Draco keep their eternal relationship alive? Or will it crash and burn like a high from a Dance Hall Drug?

Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

One post will change everything... Playful Bailey Grant and practical Megan Farrell are best friends... until Bailey starts ditching Megan for virtual quality time with a boy she meets online. Megan doesn't trust Ryder West and thinks Bailey's making a big mistake.

FIRST BOOK IN THE REALM'S SAVIOUR BOOKS Ashara Arii, young, beautiful, rebellious, intelligent, the adopted child of the Stark's of the North. She has been kept there since just after her birth, Ashara has always wondered where she came from and how she got to the Stark's castle. She grew up wishing she was a boy, and running wild with the wolves, with her adopted brothers. One faithful day a note by arrow is given to her, sending her on a quest for her homeland and to free the seven kingdoms from 'King' Joffery's cruel rule. She travels out across waters of the Dead Snake, and across foreign lands. She sets out on an epic adventure to safe the seven kingdoms. Will she find her homeland? Will she save the realm? War, quests, love, betrayal, and secrets. Find out in The Realms Savior. (I do not own any Game of Thrones character or settings, only my original ones.)

"You are my special lady, Arienne, and I will love from this day, until my last day." Fire has to power to heal, or to burn. And Arienne has just walked into the largest fire of all. King's Landing is a mysterious place where the foundations are secrets, built with lies, and decorated with rumours. But Arienne is not the girl to be fooled by the pretty exterior. As she delves deeper into the secrets of herself and her past, she becomes closer to a certain Joffrey Baratheon. It doesn't take long for her to fall in love with the murderous beast, and vice versa, but she soon discovers that she has more enemies than friends in Kings Landing. Who can she really trust? New friends or old faces? But most of all, how can she ensure the survival of herself and those she loves?

Lexi Turner was a normal girly girl and did whatever her parents told her..... up until racing changed her. After that she decided she was making her own choices, starting with the people she considered close friends. Now after seven years of being away she returns to LA, to the people who run the streets, yet again a much changed woman. 1#DOMINICTORETTO

Pixie O'Connor isn't your average 14 year old girl. Having spent her whole life being devoted to stealing cars and high-jacking other peoples' cars, she has done the most dangerous things. She left her father because of the abuse from him she turned to life on the run just to get away from him. But when her estranged brother waltzes into town, she deems him to be untrustworthy and that is a good thing considering he is a cop assigned to take her figuratively speaking older brother Dom Torretto in. But Brian goes back on his promise to keep her location a secret and now Pixie must face her father for the first time in eight years.