"Never fall in love with a human, for it is the worst fate to fall upon a witch." In a world where witches and humans live side-by-side, a war breaks out after the two species procreate, producing bloodthirsty children. As a result, the government puts laws into place: Witches and humans must never fall in love or bear children. It's a rule that Dan Howell and his family have lived hand-in-hand with, even going so far as to make sure that Dan never has prolonged contact with the other species. When Dan goes to his favourite magic shop one day, he meets the new employee, Phil Lester. A human who he can't seem to get rid of. Cover creds: pretive Prompt creds: moondaniel

just a collection of oneshots that i think of throughout the day. literally. i'll be sitting in class or trying to sleep and i'll have an idea and i have to write it down. it's annoying. - long oneshots (3k+ bc i ramble on) - TW & info before each story - has gifs and stuff so be on the lookout requests? comment or message me with a prompt or just a small idea you had, etc. ---------- i'll write just about anything (no d/p x reader lmao) and i'll work with you on the plot/story as i write it! so it'll kind of be like exclusive access *wiggles eyebrows* you'd be able to know your story before anyone else. unless you don't wanna know because we can do that as well :D thank you guys so much for reading!! i hope you enjoy!! ^.^

Summary: ARMS // PREQUEL Beginnings are always curious; they take you back to a time before you knew someone, back to when they were an entirely different person. Beginnings are dark, and messy, and new. This is before the smiles, before the grey, before the black black black and ohmygod blue. back to a simpler time, full of innocence and nativity. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, suicide, minor character death, gay slurs, violence and gore, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2016. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

Dan Howell is a Hot, Cute and Amazing Youtuber from London . His life is going nowhere until he meets Phil Lester, a Beautiful, Goregous man with a passion for Lions. Dan takes an instant disliking to Phil and the Useless and Ugly ways he learnt during his years in However, when a James tries to stab Dan, Phil springs to the rescue. Dan begins to notices that Phil is actually rather Lovely at heart. But, the pressures of Phil's job as a youtuber leave him blind to Dan's affections and Dan takes up star gazing to try an distract himself. Finally, when Unwanted actor, Ross Crawford, threatens to come between them, Phil has to act fast. But will they ever find the Everlasting love that they deserve?

Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avoid failing high school the best he can, and getting his parents to stay off his back about 'that God-awful noise'. And there's Dan Howell. His sex-on-legs, hot tempered boyfriend, who miraculously shares his love of music. It's like they're meant to be. You know, except they're apart of different bands. Rival bands, to be exact, with every member hating the other, with a vengeance. They know damn well not to publicise their relationship, not with a certain competition coming up that could make or break them; the tension would be off the charts and would do nothing but cause unwanted drama. But you can't keep secrets forever. And with the stress of practice and their band members on their backs, it's getting harder to keep it in the dark.

I WROTE THIS A YEAR AGO; APOLOGIES FOR THE SHITTY WRITING AND THE CRINGE i know where you stand silent in the trees and that's where i am silent in the trees why won't you speak where i happen to be silent in the trees standing cowardly