Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

When Bakura and Marik move into a flat together, Bakura doesn't know what to expect. But what he gets is more than he ever thought possible.

Just when you think you've seen it all, I decide to make a musical with your favorite villains- Marik and Bakura! This will tell about how they meet, when they fall in love, and what happens during their adventures. There will be songs in every chapter. And yes, Bakura and Marik will be singing. I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh!, the characters, any of these songs or pictures I use in this. Without further ado, please enjoy Thiefshipping- The Musical!

There is no immediate desire to settle down, but when he realizes he's stuck in an okay lifestyle, Bakura doesn't quite enjoy the idea of things being the way they are for the rest of his life. He wants more. And then there's Marik- the thrill that Bakura feels drawn to, propelling him to do things he knows he shouldn't want to do, and feel things he shouldn't want to feel. Marik actually isn't sure what he's feeling, but he loves it. It's new, it's exciting, it's powerful- but it's dangerous, and he still finds himself wanting more, although he doesn't dare to let himself act on it. It's human nature to want more. To spend your time how you want it, not to waste it on the mediocre. As long as they're happy, it shouldn't matter the consequences. But when the side effects of their bliss are disastrous, they can't help but feel a little...guilty. (Prequel to Alone Together)

He needed the humanity that came with a broken voice and a broken past. He needed the scars that matched his own and the eyes that had seen too much. Citronshipping.

After all, the only pleasure left in the world is a carnal mess that leaves them with no time to think or sort out the tangled tendrils of disappointment and disgust. For Bakura, the disappointment. For Marik, the disgust. Post-series.

He wanted to either punch or kiss Bakura. To either throw him out of the room or throw him on the bed. Thiefshipping Oneshot.

On the night of Malik's Tombkeeper Initiation, he meets someone who understands his hatred. Someone who helps him escape from it. Citronshipping Oneshot.

Three thousand years ago, Bakura was sealed into the Millennium Ring. But how? And what part did Malik play in it? Citronshipping. Complete!

Marik comes home from a very long day at work to find Bakura up to his oh-so-pleasant games. Thiefshipping. Rated T.