Enclosed in this here portfolio is a vast collection of stories a bunch of nameless people have recorded throughout human history. I couldn't make anything of it, really, so that's why I placed it on your desk. Have some coffee, take a peep, or read it fully, I don't really care. Just tell me if there's anything to be learned from it, and then report to me first thing tomorrow morning. I'll leave the light on and the front door keys are by my workstation. Good luck. Disclaimer: These are all original content, thought up whenever I go running/jogging on campus. If they are somehow similar to something you've heard before I don't know what else to say than, "It knows."

Each a bane of the existence of the other's kind. She to his and he to her. Born to perish each other, yet they were destined to fall in love. "Tame me, my little Titan. Tame me, before I tame you." He said, and she did. But so did he. All Rights Reserved. Copyright ⓒ 2015 Mermaid Psychologist | Alaїa Ross

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.