I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

In a world where magic exists and pirates roams the seas, lies a tale of a princess and a pirate. Even years after his wife's tragic death, King Jude Heartfilia continues to drown his sorrows in alcohol and leave his kingdom in shambles. During one night of drunken gambling, the King sells his daughter Lucy, whom he hasn't been able to look at since his wife's death, to the infamous pirate captain named Natsu Dragneel as a payment to his large sum of gambling debts. Will Lucy adjust to the pirate life? Will she resent her father for his drunken mistake? Or will she find happiness, friendship, and maybe even love within the Fairy Tail crew? Join Lucy, Natsu, and the rest of the Fairy Tail crew in Payment to a Pirate, a story of friendship, love, betrayal, sadness, and maybe even a little bit of romance. (Wow, I suck at descriptions. I honestly had a better one, but it was mysteriously deleted.)

*edit* hi this book has been completed and finished. I wrote this in my adolescent so if you dislike this book I understand but please refrain from commenting. it was my first book. I've become more advanced in story writing. happy reading!

When a diseases wipes out majority of Konohagakure's population the government is forced to pair high school students so they can reproduce and replenish the population. But if these teens can hardly get along to save their village, what are the odds of them falling in love? ©jongindreams-™2015

In order to make this book.. I had to think like Jeff. "What would he do?" "How would he react?" "What would he say?" "Does he fully understand love?" This isn't going to be a love story for most. This is going to be a horror story for a lot. This book is about how insanity falls in love and how he reacts. It isn't going to be all lovely.. When he feels love, he fears it. A cold hearted person like him can't handle this warm feeling.... So what does he do? Well He is call Jeff the Killer for a reasan. ***THIS BOOK HAS BEEN REWRITTEN! IT IS NOW 'Deformed Beauties 2.0" PLEASE LOOK ON MY PROFILE TO FIND IT. ALSO READ THE NEW DESCRIPTION ON 'Deformed Beauties 2.0' FIRST*****

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.