"twitter is still so fucking gay" - in which jeon jungkook turns up after three years of worrying and angst, and kim taehyung can't be happier to see him. however, jungkook's got more secrets than before SEQUEL TO LGBTWITTER!

"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"why are your eyes always orange?" "because you never shut the fuck up." why hyungwon's friends had to invite a certain silver haired boy to their special hang out one night will forever be a mystery to him. and why he never shuts up, will be another. © eoduuntae 2016

"With all due respect sir, adding a new member to this team will only slow us down." "On the contrary, if anything your team will slow her down." *** She's the ghost story you tell around a camp fire. The monster that hides in your closet. The nightmare that wakes you from your sleep. She's the definition of the word 'deadly'. She never smiles, never shows any emotion other than a blank stare. Unless, she's pissed, then it shows. She doesn't trust any of the other agents, only the chief. She doesn't play nice with others. She's a solo agent, always works alone, but that's about to change. Respect her and she'll take a bullet for you. Mistreat her and she'll put a bullet in you...if you're lucky. She's Agent 13... ***Book 1*** Highest Ranking: #1 in Action

"we don't wanna burst your bubble here, princess, but your girlfriend is totally fucking obsessed with us." - in which jungkook's girlfriend, eunbi, is spending a little too much time with her two best friends, jimin and taehyung, and jungkook begins to grow jealous. he doesn't know what the two are capable of

but even tin man ended up having a heart. i doubt he will ever have one. © pantones 2014