I'm Ashton Irwin. I teach people how to fuck, it's just what I do; and I'm very good at what I do. I don't date people either. I just didn't mean to get feelings for her.

Going on a trip with four attractive guys, your brother and your best friend. What could go wrong? Unless one of those four boys is Ashton Irwin. _______________________________ Caution: mature content.

where one gets a lesson in love

"I heard you get butterflies in your stomach when you fall in love, or have a crush on someone. I've never experienced it so I didn't know what it meant, until now. My stomach is fluttering and my heart is not beating at normal rate. How did this happen so fast?" - When Joselyn moves to Sydney, she has to leave everything behind her. But Joselyn couldn’t be happier. She can finally start all over! But what will happen next? Will she get friends or will it all be the same again? She meets Ashton – the boy with the dimples and the rude girlfriend, and she immediately feels attracted to him. Does he feel the same way?

"i just want to help her, but i don't think she wants to be helped." ashtoniwrins ©

"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"

she's gone and he can't deal with it ⋙ lowercase intended

18. Adopted. High School graduate. College freshman. Lacey Adams was as anxious as everyone else to begin her first year of college. Until she met her professor.

"I'm your new teacher for sex education class. My name's Mr Irwin."