I'm Ashton Irwin. I teach people how to fuck, it's just what I do; and I'm very good at what I do. I don't date people either. I just didn't mean to get feelings for her.
Going on a trip with four attractive guys, your brother and your best friend. What could go wrong? Unless one of those four boys is Ashton Irwin. _______________________________ Caution: mature content.
"I heard you get butterflies in your stomach when you fall in love, or have a crush on someone. I've never experienced it so I didn't know what it meant, until now. My stomach is fluttering and my heart is not beating at normal rate. How did this happen so fast?" - When Joselyn moves to Sydney, she has to leave every...
"i just want to help her, but i don't think she wants to be helped." ashtoniwrins ©
18. Adopted. High School graduate. College freshman. Lacey Adams was as anxious as everyone else to begin her first year of college. Until she met her professor.
"I'm your new teacher for sex education class. My name's Mr Irwin."
[BOOK ONE OF THE BEATLES SERIES] "So you've never been kissed before eh?" *credits to movie 'she's all that'*
@ridingash : yo daddy how long's ya dick @Ashton5SOS : longer than you think ;)
How original can you be once they've changed your clothes, your hair and your name? Or the one where Ashton Irwin pines after an old high school crush who returns home after finding stardom. [COMPLETE][Alternate title: The Ballad of Whatshername] Copyright © 2015 by soundthealarm
Holly was happy with life. She was happy with early morning drives to the coffee shop before work, and spending most of her free time with her bestfriend. Life was perfect for Holly, so bumping in Ashton Irwin just made her life a whole lot better.. right? Well so she had thought, that was until they started talking...
"Promise me you'll always love me." "Only if you promise to take those pills." © plaidlucas | 2014
"Anyone that underestimates her," He smirked at the new kid. "Well... We call them pucked." ------------------------- Just a girl that loves to play hockey and a stubborn boy that doesn't believe her... at first. #99 in fanfiction 6/17/16
the one where a girl has a chance with a band member. ((kinda cringeworthy»read at ur own risk))
"home is where the heart is, right? my heart's with you and i'll always want to come back home." © 2014, cuddlingcal. All Rights Reserved.
Each Friday night, They would look up to the sky, Admiring the stars.
from ashton: are u getting the love u deserve? to ashton: not at all --- Story idea from @mcilfford :-)
he complimented her beauty everyday. sentence by sentence. / COMPLETED / lowercase intended! all rights reserved. © karla 2015
❝ how old are you? ❞ ❝ 24. ❞ ❝ and you're in the FBI? ❞ ❝ i'm kind of a genius. ❞ - - - © laaurenirwin 2014
"Number four, you're up" Coach yelled to the bench. He whispered in my ear as I passed. "Do it for the girl, Hemmings" ------------------------ Madison Sydney Carter: Cheerleader. Luke Robert Hemmings: Cherished captain of the football team. Unlike most schools these two groups don't mix, weird right? But that's how...
"How'd you meet him?" "I kind of just, you know, fell into his arms half naked."
"Welcome to the chase. Might as well just call it Hell." cover by @Iucifer
don't fall in love with your boss because it's all downhill from there -this story was written years ago and needs editing, feel free to read but it's not the best-
“I've never been one for following the rules Mr Irwin.” “Well we're about to break a whole load of them.”
