Phan (It either makes you cry or laugh, who knows)
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The Colour Thieves by Lestericalphan
The Colour Thieves
Lestericalphan
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"I'm Phil, that's Dodie, and that's PJ. And if you haven't guessed by now, we are Colour Thieves" The Government has banned colour, creativity, and homosexuality in Braith, the Black and White City, in order to provide only the necessary requirements for life, but some escape the confines of the city to become Colour Thieves, vowing to return the world to the way it ought to be. Dan, a perfectly normal citizen, gets kidnapped by a band of Thieves, stealing him away from all he knows for unknown reasons. But will they change Dan’s way of thinking or just scare him away? Author: @lestericalphan Artist: @vocalsinmyveins (tumblr) Beta: @moonfullofstars (tumblr) Art for the fic: http://vocalsinmyveins.tumblr.com/post/131758668375/her-grey-eyes-glistened-with-excitement-as-soon-as Word count: 19,351 Warnings: Blood, Violence, Swearing and Kidnapping
Green Eggs And Dan by RobertIDK
Green Eggs And Dan
RobertIDK
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Dan finds a mysterious egg and
arms // {phan} by strawb3rryvib3s
arms // {phan}
strawb3rryvib3s
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Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.
Misfit (Phan AU) by MelancholyMango
Misfit (Phan AU)
MelancholyMango
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Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.
The Benefits Project ; phan au by akutagcwa
The Benefits Project ; phan au
akutagcwa
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Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.
FEAR by poptart35555
FEAR
poptart35555
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Daniel James Howell a boy with the fear of falling in love, he avoids the nice guys and goes with the ones that are only into sex. Until things take a turn.
CAMBOY | PHAN AU by http-jojo
CAMBOY | PHAN AU
http-jojo
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THIS FIC IS CURRENTLY NOT BEING UPDATED Phil is in need of some money and sometimes the best way to get it is to the do harder jobs. Model!Phil & Harsh!Howell || HIGHEST RANK: 52 in fan fiction ||
Blue Eyes | phan by http-livv
Blue Eyes | phan
http-livv
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Blue is the prettiest color, isn't it? (an: this book is utter shit but for some reason people like it so it would be wrong to delete it )
The Beauty and The Punk |Pastel Dan, Punk Phil by tacodun
The Beauty and The Punk |Pastel Dan, Punk Phil
tacodun
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Dan Howell, the school 'nerd'. Yeah, that's the clique he has been put into. He's shy, has a passion for theatre, loves to draw, wears flower crowns, button up shirts, and pastel sweaters. The popular group bullying him constantly, pulling flowers out his flowers crowns, crumbling his drawings, physically harming him, calling him names, and taking any and every moment to call him out about his feminine appearance. He hasn't had many friends except for his best and only friend, Pj. He hasn't had much luck in his life but will something or someone turn that around? Phil Lester, the school punk. He is the kind of person parents fear their child dating. Piercings, tattoos, but what no one suspects is his soft personality. No one really cares to get to know him due to 'status quo'. He doesn't mix in with the popular crowd that is constantly bullying Dan. He's more of a loner, but still playfully teases Dan time from time. So in reality: he is a fucking dork. •Mentions of bullying, depression, anxiety, may have smut idk, homophobia, under-aged drinking, pheels overload• •I don't own dan or phil, or the concept of pastel! dan or punk! phil• I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU STEAL THIS
Tulips are better than One ( Phanfiction) BoyXBoy by xXSoManyToLoveXx
Tulips are better than One ( Phanfiction) BoyXBoy
xXSoManyToLoveXx
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Phil Lester is a shy, awkward, talented tattoo artist. One day, a flower shop opens across the street from the tattoo shop, called " Violets and Virtues" Phil thinks he'll find no interest in the pastel place, when he meets Dan Howell, a florist who works front desk, and is completely smitten. ( I do not own Dan or Phil, and the picture on the cover is not mine either.)