Funny jokes and Comebacks

Funny

She's a ghost but shes not dead, people just treat her like she's not there. What happens when this ¨ghost¨ catches the attention of a mansion filled with serial killers??? READ TO FIND OUT!! (SLOW UPDATES) \(*.*)/

(Y/N) and your best friend Kyla wished you come live in minecraft with Sam and Taurtis. Do you wish that? Well if you do your wish in coming true...

Read at your own risk! Contains: One deranged killer who wears pink boxers. One little blonde elf.. Midget... Thing. One extremely Dark and handsome Link. One monochrome clown obsessed with his swirly cone nose. A sarcastic doctor named after a facial expression with a psychopathic twin brother. And of course... YOU! (And also several scenarios guaranteed to at least make you smile with minimal spelling errors and swearing) [Disclaimer: All creepypasta belong to their original owners. AKA: Not me. Except for my OC, Smirky. He's mine. And myself, Phantom, of course.]

yes, i know. super crappy title but i couldnt think of anything else. so this story is mostly for guys, actually only for guys. maybe i will make one for girl, idk. so, your just a regular human with an pretty sucky life. your mom is dead and your dad is ALWAYS drunk and he abuses you, you get bullied in school, and your baby brother got put in a foster home 3 years ago.