in which luke rents michael to be his boyfriend for a month but michael is straight. [alternate universe] © mukecIemmings | 2k15

"so, is this a thing?" "yeah, we'll be friends.. with benefits" the one where luke and ashton start a secret friends with benefits relationship behind their girlfriends backs but sex doesn't help keeping the feelings away. warning: strong language & smut (a lot!!)

"Want anything to drink?" "AB positive sounds pretty good, if you have any."

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

I was none other then Reed Hemmings twin brother, that was what I was known for. It was not anyone's fault but my own, I showed up halfway through the school year of his and my own eleventh year. Our parents were separated, but due to a little..Incident with my own father, I was forced to come live with Reed and my mother. Reed absolutely hates me, he does not like the way I dress, my voice, my hobbies. He has absolutely nothing to look forward too in me. He does not like the way I do my hair, the way I carry myself. And above all; he does not like how I handle situations. Needless to say, we do not get along, but my mother is forcing him to assist me, and he is the biggest mummy's boy I know. As a result, he is going to have to let me into his little group of friends. Whether it's the biggest mistake of his life or not. © Copyright 2015 ChangeFate

a dorky blonde boy's conversations to an annoyed aussie he prank calls all the time.

a story about ashton being in a mental hospital, and luke being not so nice to him about it. (each chapter is 4 words)

sequel to 'my four word hell' where luke is glad to be back at the asylum, and they throw him a curveball; ashton.

"What, are you like an axe murder or something?", luke chuckled. I just laughed too, because he had no fucking clue. #207 in fanfiction ::: 9/25/15 [ lowercase intended ] cover by bbg @arcticpeters copyright; brighteyedirwin

"Do you need a ride?"