If you want a laugh and don't mind HUGE GRAMMAR MISTAKES, READ ON YAY IT'S #1 In the dumb category and honor for me😂

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

“It’s so unfortunate that the person you’d take a bullet for is usually the one behind the trigger.” Cynthia has one job; protect the bad boy’s life. Forced into working as a trained assassin for her parents’ agency, Cynthia has been assigned with the task of keeping the bad boy out of the danger that his father has dragged him into. Cynthia has grown up with a gun, risking her life on every mission; so this should be easier than easy for her, right? Wrong. Secretly being the bodyguard of the resident town’s bad boy Houston, isn't exactly a walk in the park; especially when he discovers what’s going on. Handling weapons and fighting back is Cynthia’s forte, but when she has to share her house with a smart-ass, sarcastic jerk, she realizes that no amount of training could have prepared her for this challenge. 13 days. 13 days is all Cynthia has, to wipe out the enemies in order for her to complete her assignment and for Houston to come out alive (if she doesn't kill him first). 13 days filled with arguments, sarcastic remarks, fancy dinners, road trips and a whole lot of sexual tension. Cynthia is about to find out just how protecting the bad boy is going to be her most difficult mission yet. #832 Teen Fiction (14/03/15) (Warning: lots of cussing! Oops) © oldpolaroid 2014

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m

The world as we know it ended 209 years ago. From a desert wasteland springs a single kingdom, ruled by a tyrannical King and trapped in an endless war against the shadowy desert warriors. As a desperate bid to save what remains of humanity, society has been split into two distinct classes, nicknamed the Court and the Commons. For an oppressed population on the brink of revolution, a common thief could be the last hope. Up until now, Kay has survived by her wits alone. Reckless and impulsive, wanted by the King's guard, Kay has become known as the Runner. Using the city's rooftops as her personal domain, she manages to keep one step ahead of the King with one hand buried in the purses of the courtiers. Driven by the plight of the commoners and the unjust death of her family, Kay seizes the chance to graduate from small-time thievery to full-scale rebellion. Her opportunity comes in the form of Will, a wealthy ex-soldier with a dark past. Plucked from the streets and thrown into the shimmering palace court, Kay must use her every strength to blend into a world where she doesn't belong, closer to the enemy than she ever thought she would be.

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the boys look like models... Cover design by pizzazz-

WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.

Jackie does not like surprises. Chaos is the enemy! The best way to get her successful, busy parents to notice her is to be perfect. The perfect look, the perfect grades--the perfect daughter. And then... Surprise #1: Jackie's family dies in a freak car accident. Surprise #2: Jackie has to move cross-country to live with the Walters-her new guardians. Surprise #3: The Walters have twelve sons. (Well, eleven, but Parker acts like a boy anyway) Now Jackie must trade in her Type A personality and New York City apartment for a Colorado ranch and all the wild Walter boys who come with it. Jackie is surrounded by the enemy--loud, dirty, annoying boys who have no concept of personal space. Okay, several of the oldest guys are flat-out gorgeous. But still annoying. She's not stuck-up or boring--no matter what they say. But proving it is another matter. How can she fit in and move on when she needs to keep her parents' memory alive by living up to the promise of perfect?

"You can't do this to me, you're ripping me into thousand shreds... come back to me, please. Please." Disclaimer: My work is purely FICTIONAL. Let us not associate the characters in my story to any of the casts. I won't be changing their names, so in case you want to see how they look just search them on the internet. That's all! Massive thanks xx All Rights Reserved to ZainJavaddxx, 2015. ©