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BOOK ONE IN THE MOON TRILOGY ☆~☆~☆ An ordinary bus tour turns into a living nightmare after a group of tourists, ensnared within the infamous Black Woods of Lycanthrope, are clumsily slaughtered one after the other by mysterious beasts with a disguised primary intent; Her. However, there is one among them who might be connected to the killings, but will they be the only survivor to witness it all? ☆~☆~☆ Highest Ranks: #27 in Horror #456 in Werewolf ☆~☆~☆ Cover by @clairetie Do not duplicate under any means. Copyright © 2019. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Admira knew when she turned sixteen, she'd have to compete against her sisters for the throne. The competition takes a violent spin as murders arise. Admira must choose: chase the murderer or the throne? (the lovely cover was created by @clarkethevirus)

Rita Hayes thinks the academy she's newly admitted to is built specifically for vampires such as herself, only it isn't. Mythical creatures all over the world also goes to the same school; including cyclops who creeps her out, witches and warlocks whom she can never get along with, dwarves who scares the hell out of her, gargoyles, nicompaths or nincompoops (she doesn't remember), and worst of them all are werewolves whom she loathes with her entire being. Furthermore, she meets Kai Wuthrow, an infuriatingly hot werewolf and discovers a secret of his which no being on earth should never know. Will she be able to keep his secret? And will she be able to protect herself from him? Or will she fail and in the process get herself inexplicably killed... WARNING: SUPER RANDOM FIRST FEW CHAPTERS!

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untrue Mia sets out to disprove it but is surprised when the Prince of Darkness turns up to claim his bride. Mia unexpectedly finds herself married to the handsome and mysterious Prince Luc. As Mia comes to terms with her new husband and martial vampire lifestyle she soon discovers that turning into a vampire has given her an unsettling ability to see the dead. When Mia starts seeing the ghost of her murdered sister-in-law, she begins a journey to uncover the truth about her murder and the dark secrets of Luc's past. #1 Vampire Book one of The Vampire Court Saga

A pesky and stubborn black cat full of attitude. A lovely red haired girl with a passion for animals. A mysterious and brooding boy with a lot of secrets and an accident that puts them all together. Bad Luck sometimes can come in disguise for true love! Now it's time for Mia to get Lucky! *The book will be soon available for sale on Amazon!*

“Are you alright?" The corner of Eirnin’s mouth quirked up with a hint of a smile, probably remembering her reaction when he’d asked her that a moment ago. Story smiled sheepishly back up at him. "I'm fine. I think I just stepped on a rock and cut my foot. If I ever find out who took my shoes, I'll kill them." He lowered himself to one knee and bent over to pick up her injured foot. "I'd be willing to bet it was one of the fey. They're very territorial by nature and often take things that are left lying—” His voice cut off abruptly, and he stiffened before jerking to his feet and backing away from her as if she had a contagious disease. He stopped only when his back hit a tree. Eirnin of the Eáchan clan’s silver eyes—now with hints of bright yellow to them—widened in astonishment, and he stared, transfixed, at the red blood dripping from her foot. "What are you?"

~ COMPLETE AND NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON ~ In the Five Kingdoms of Saol Eile, magic is the only currency and those who have the most cast long shadows across the land. Amidst lavish parties, sumptuous banquets, and sprawling castles, despicable tyrants have risen, calling themselves kings by right; emperors, by the laws of old magic, and monarchs, by the wealth they've procured. When it's rumored that an army of flesh-eating monsters has risen from the shadows, tyrant-kings are forced to submit to a far more dangerous power - the sorcerer standing at the head of it all: The Cursed One. Orphaned and penniless, eighteen-year-old Cecily Trask's magic has always been reluctant to emerge. But with the kingdoms at the brink of war, she vows to do whatever it takes to keep her people safe-even if it means breaking all the rules, reaching into the depths of her soul to unravel the bindings around her true power, and allying with the potentially dangerous prince, Daire Niadh, to do it. In a landscape thick with mistrust, desire, and incipient hope, Cecily and Daire cross paths in an unfamiliar world forever changed by violent forces neither of them understand. They should hate each other. They should want each other dead. But their grief both draws them together and breaks them down, until all they have left is their shared goal - to defeat The Cursed One, even though for Cecily, the journey means almost certain death. ❧ Copyright © Marcella Colavecchio, 2014 - 2020.